Fifth Element's Notes

Читаешь вот такое, и задумываешься, неужели все всегда проистекает по одному сценарию...  И тетки и мущщщщины ведут себ ясовершенно одинаково в предлагаемых условиях... Matrix has you короче...

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Dear Technical Support

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the
Flower and Jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs,
such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed
undesirable programs such as: Football 5.0, Rugby 4.3 and Cricket 3.0.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs; it simply crashes the system. I've
tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail. What can
I do?

Signed,

Desperate
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Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind,